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Marsoni
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Friday, May 29
TOMORROWS NOT PROMISED T SHIRTWhy wait to speak your mind when you can ruin someones mood right now? The Tomorrows Not Promised, Be an Asshole Today Tee is for the brutally honest, zero filter legends who know that lifes short and being nice is optional. Whether youre on the jobsite, the floor, or just done playing polite in group chats this shirt gives everyone a heads up or a warning. The Energy: Petty? Maybe. Honest? Always. Regret? Never. HR safe? Not even close. Colors
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★★★★★ 5
pretty strong
Color: Mixed, Size: Medium, Color: Mixed, Size: Medium
she loves it :)
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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great toy!
Color: Grass Green, Size: Medium
We have a boxer and pit mix and he destroys everything. This toy however lasted the longest. He played with this every day and he plays very rough. But after 3 months I finally threw it out. It was still in tact but it was about to start falling apart. I will definitely buy another one.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great for aggressive chewers
Color: Mixed, Size: Medium
This toy held up well. My dog is a very aggressive chewer and will shred apart any toy she can. She was not able to tear up this one. I have not found many toys that she doesn't destroy
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Reviewed in the United States on May 9, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great dog toy.
Color: Mixed, Size: Medium
Great dog toy, it's one of her favorite toys.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 9, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Smaller than pictured
Color: Mixed, Size: Medium, Color: Mixed, Size: Medium
It’s a lot smaller than pictured and I have the same dog type as was depicted in the one of the pictures. The dog like it so I guess that’s good. I will not be playing tug of war with him using this. I like my fingers thank you very much. I would say it durable. He destroys most toys in minutes. He did destroy the squeaky part in about 10 minutes so bonus points for that.
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